News roundup 44

Schoolchildren ordered off bus for eating crisps. Is it any wonder why children rebel when adults can sometimes be total idiots?

Thief leaves sliced finger behind. Now that is funny.

Home Information Packs blamed for house price fall. Labour has finally created more affordable housing even though it was an accident.

Bulgarian and Romanian visitors to UK soar. There is also no way of keeping track of them.

RAF jets scrambled to track Russian bombers. The Russians need to be taught a lesson.

Reid to step down at next poll. Another useless politician bites the dust.