Mentally ill destroying nursery rhymes

TRADITIONAL nursery rhymes are being rewritten at nursery schools to avoid causing offence to children.

Instead of singing “Baa baa, black sheep” as generations of children have learnt to do, toddlers in Oxfordshire are being taught to sing “Baa baa, rainbow sheep”.

The move, which critics will seize on as an example of political correctness, was made after the nurseries decided to re-evaluate their approach to equal opportunities.

Stuart Chamberlain, manager of the Family Centre in Abingdon and the Sure Start centre in Sutton Courtenay, Oxfordshire, told the local Courier Journal newspaper: “We have taken the equal opportunities approach to everything we do.

“This is fairly standard across nurseries. We are following stringent equal opportunities rules. No one should feel pointed out because of their race, gender or anything else.”

In keeping with the new approach, teachers at the nurseries have reportedly also changed the ending of Humpty Dumpty so as not to upset the children and dropped the seven dwarfs from the title of Snow White.

Why are these people doing this? The people doing this are mentally ill and need to be in a padded room for life.

Personally I can't ever remember getting upset when Humpty Dumpty couldn't be put back together again and if anyone does get upset they arent going to get far in life if they get upset over silly things like that.

Someone should make up something like an 'anti political correctness day' where we just sing these nursery rhymes outside schools that have changed them and do a small snow white play. Would be funny when the escapee mental patients (liberals) got up in arms about it. I can see it now.