Good news for gay doggers

Are you a gay man? Enjoy the dogging scene? Hate to be disturbed while giving another man pleasure in public? If you answered yes to all of these you no longer have anything to fear. If this story is anything to go by the people who disturb you will now be punished.

This isn’t a joke. 4 men were actually performing sex acts and were disturbed by firemen who shone their torches from the engine into bushes which interrupted their sex act. One of the gay men wasn’t having this after all he couldn’t finish what he was doing. The man complained and said the firemen were being homophobic. I would have thought they liked a man in uniform.

The Bristol fire service took this homophobic complaint seriously. The firefighters were suspended on full pay during a three month investigation. Two were fined up to £1,000, one was demoted in rank and the other given a written warning.

They have all been ordered to attend an equality course and the fines will be donated to a nominated gay-rights charity.

One being mooted is the Jamaican Forum for Lesbians All-Sexuals and Gays (J-FLAG) although no final decision has been made.

The gay complainant is happy that justice has been served on the firemen who wouldn’t join the fun. The gay man also won’t be arrested for his disgusting behaviour which should have been done in his own home if it was going to be done at all. Atleast justice has been done…