JOKE OF THE DAY

A man walked into an adult entertainment shop and asked the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male of female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like black or white?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man, who replied, "What has the religion got
to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim doll blows itself up!"