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Four-year-old threatened with Asbo for playing football in the street. Don’t they have anything better to do?
Leeches empty blood truck’s fuel tank. Bastards.
'English hater' lands in court. Let’s see how she likes it back where she came from.
Sex and porn shame of councillor. Why is it always councillors?
Caught in the act: The 'gipsy' child thieves who could teach Fagin a trick or two. Send them to youth prison and deport their parents.
Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat. Tell them to shut up.
Record numbers of foreign criminals removed from
The bulb hoarders. I should have thought of that.
Report blows hole in wind power plan. Somehow wind power doesn’t seem that good anymore.
Hutton eyes coal to replace imports of gas. We’ll either have to import coal or import workers to min coal seeing as the coal miners of the 80s are probably too old.
America's fury as Hamza smuggles hate messages to Bin Laden's No 2... From
Al-Qa'eda style terrorists planning
Britain facing terrorist threat until 2038, former top cop warns. Remove al the Muslims and problem solved.
Terror chief warns of 9/11 style attacks on
Muslim convert 'left hoax bomb message'. Send him to an Islamic country. See how he likes it there.