Crime wave coming soon

BRITAIN is facing the first increase in crime for more than a decade and a 25% jump in the prison population to 100,000, a leaked Downing Street report reveals.

“There is still little chance that a crime will be detected and result in a caution or conviction,” it states.

The leak will embarrass Blair and his ministers, who have boasted for years that “crime is down”, particularly as the report is based on the Home Office’s own assessments.

In another blow to Labour’s credentials, it adds that “there is an increasing wealth gap . . . the very poorest have got poorer since 1997”.

Wait a minute. I thought mass immigration was making this country richer? So it’s only the rich that are benefiting from mass immigration then?

To combat crime the strategy unit suggests adopting controversial measures used abroad, including: enforced heroin vaccinations, alcohol rationing, a ban on alcohol advertising, “chemical castration”, ID chip implants, the public shaming of offenders, the use of bounty hunters and enforced parenting classes.

Why ration alcohol and ban it from being advertised? Why should the law abiding have to be punished? Why not have variable taxes on alcohol? Make it lower from Sunday-Thursday then triple the tax on it during Fridays and Saturdays when people go out binge drinking? Isn’t that a more sensible option?

Why parenting classes? Why not give parents back the right to smack their children? Wouldn’t that be much easier?

Why not pay countries like China and Russia to take 75% of our criminals? Basically the poorer and the less human rights those countries have the better. It will benefit both countries. We get somewhere else to put our prisoners cheaper and they get money to deal with them. They also get cheap labour. We also won’t have overcrowded prisons. It’s a win-win situation. They also get more jobs for the unemployed who can become prison officers. Are there any disadvantages to this?

The report also makes controversial observations about the lack of cohesion in British society: “There is concern about particular groups, eg Afro-Caribbean boys. More recently, there has been concern about Pakistani youths, who suffer disproportionately high unemployment, feel increasingly discriminated against, and disconnected from their parents.”

Ahhh… multiculturalism. Don’t ya just love it?

It says that illegal immigration “presents the greatest challenge for cohesion . . . with clandestine entrants (eg on the back of a lorry) presenting greater challenges than overstayers.”

And yet Blair will do fuck all about it.

To defuse social tensions, the report suggests that Muslim women teachers should be banned from covering their faces with the niqab veil in the classroom and that the government “may make it clear that wearing a veil in public has potential consequences on cohesion”.

Normal people have been saying this for years but only now are we getting listened to.