Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Migrants to be experts at getting pissed and claiming benefits


MIGRANTS hoping to settle in the UK are to be taught how to rake in state hand-outs.

They will be shown how to claim benefits, demand equal rights, make full use of the NHS and get parental leave.

Labour will expect immigrants to know such information as part of the Government’s “Britishness test”.

But if applicants fail, they will not face removal – they will merely be told to keep resitting the exam until they pass.

The Britishness test is being expanded to apply to immigrants seeking indefinite leave to remain, even if they are not asking for citizenship or a British passport.

Applicants will be taught how to buy a house and even about the tradition of buying a round of drinks in the pub.

Yet ministers have again ruled out any requirement that newcomers learn about Britain’s history.

Oh goody! Immigrants are going to be tested on claiming benefits to see if they are going to be experts at claiming benefits and getting pissed. If not they can stay anyway. There won’t be any problem if they don’t know anything about our history.

What we should be doing is stopping ALL welfare to any immigrants that has not worked in this country for atleast 10 years.

6 comments:

David Vance said...

How about stopping ALL Welfare?

Stan said...

Welfare should be related to past contribution.

youdontknowme said...

I don't agree with stopping all welfare because in some situation it is needed but it should only be given to citizens.

Anonymous said...

What about showing them the JobCentre, or whatever it is called now.

youdontknowme said...

You mean unemployed Brits? I agree but there simply isn't enough jobs at the moment.

If brits refuse to work when there is plenty of work they shouldn't expect any help from the state.

jailhouselawyer said...

I didn't know that the Daily Express is the organ of the BNP. Who's the organ grinder's monkey? Obviously, David Davis's comments were made tongue in cheek...