Collecting flowers to be a crime
At present we have 80,000 criminals in prison. The prisons are overcrowded but the EU wants us sent to prison for collecting or damaging wild flowers.
You couldn’t make it up.
Judge: Mr Smith, please stand. You have been found guilty of killing Bellis Perennis otherwise known as Daisy. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
Mr Smith: WHAT THE FUCK!
Judge: I’ll take that as a no. Mr Smith, in light of the serious nature of this crime I sentence you to serve no less than 2 years and no more than 5 years. Guard, please take Mr Smith to the cells.