Abu Hamza dumps gay nurse

Just when I have lost all confidence in the prison system a story comes along that almost gives me confidence in it. Our beloved terrorist Abu Hamza has just found out that his personal nurse is gay so will be having none of his care from now on. It only took him two years while it was already obvious for everyone else. Apparently the fact that he was a male nurse, nicknamed Queenie, had a camp voice and was willing to wipe Mr Hamza’s arse never tipped him off.

That’s what I call justice.