It’s day 5 of the Blogpower vote and I would like to thank you all for voting for me but it seems I will not win unless a miracle happens. I am too far behind in all the votes.
In the Award for Services to blogging I have 35 votes, up from 22 votes two days ago. The leader has 107 votes
In the Most Politically Incorrect Blog category I have 35 votes, up from 18 two days ago. The leader has 118 votes.
In the Most Under-rated Blog category I have 24 votes, up from 8 two days ago. The leader has 97.
In the Best Little Blogger category I have 20 votes, up from 9 two days ago. The leader has 93
In the Best Blogpower blog I have 38 votes, up from 25. The leader has 84.
Earlier today four reindeer attempted to rescue Santa. They successfully untied him but they didn’t get far. I managed to recapture them and because I am losing the Blogpower contest I killed Santa and two of the reindeer. Two of the reindeer remain in a cage and will probably be killed at the end of the contest and eaten at a beach barbecue. The two reindeer that are left are Rudolph and Steve. Steve is an apprentice reindeer who has only been in the job a week. He looks very tasty.
Yeah I have been a naughty boy… but the only one who was making a list is now dead so it doesn’t matter.