Brown announces cabinet

Brown has announced his cabinet. The good news is that he has got rid of a load of useless tossers. The bad news is that he also brought a load of useless tossers into the cabinet. Why is Milliband the Foreign Secretary? Was he promised it so he wouldn’t stand against Brown?

Anyway either today or tomorrow I will mention what I would do about the cabinet. So far I have lowered the number of cabinet ministers to 14.