Monday, October 16, 2006

Police dogs to be muzzled


If you were a criminal would you be afraid of a snarling police dog running for you? You would? What about a muzzled ninja head butting dog? Possibly… well probably. Take out the ninja bit and you have the police dog of the future. A head butting muzzled dog to catch criminals. Yes I laughed when I heard it too.

Apparently it’s a good idea because it’s effective. What Mr Wolfendale doesn’t realise that an offender will probably instantly stop when they see that a snarling police dog is coming to rip their arms off. They will just keep running and take the blows by the nutting dog if they are strong. Infact I would think the dog is more likely to be hurt by constantly head butting people. They would probably have brain damage after a few weeks.

I wonder if police dogs can go on strike? It’s time to stop worrying about the health of the criminal and focus on the health of the victim.

2 comments:

BFB said...

Already got this story on PoliceWatch UK. Why don't they just teach the dogs to use a lassoo and a pair of handcuffs, no injuries at all then.

What's next, teaching them to read a suspect their rights.

You couldn't make it up!

youdontknowme said...

Sometimes I wish they did make things like this up just so this country wouldn't be so terrible.