News roundup 49

I’m not too old says Sir Menzies. Oh yes you are.

Lib Dems: Give gun crime witnesses anonymity. Good idea. Why isn’t this already done?

Climate change may help rainforests. Is there anything to worry about then?

Arctic ice ‘may be rebuilding’. Problem over?

Binned Laden: Pair to divorce. If only it was going to be permanent.

Divorce ‘temporary’ for Bin Laden’s son. Oh great.

US senator sues God. How much could he get? Am I wrong or did he leave everything to his only child?

’No touching’ rule in school playground. That’s just stupid.