Red Arrows banned from Olympics

THE Red Arrows have been banned from performing at the 2012 London Olympics as they are too BRITISH.

Barmy organisers claim the popular RAF display team’s military background “might offend other nations”.

The decision has left pilots, who were set to perform their best-ever display at the opening ceremony, in a state of outrage.

Seeing as we are hosting the Olympics we should be showing the best bits of Britain and banning the red arrows is just a stupid idea that should have never have been given the time of day but our barmy officials hate everything that is British.