Blair still screwing us

Tony Blair is in the news again and we are about to pay for him. Oh goody. He is scared of people taking their revenge out on him for ruining this country so we have to pay £80k so that we can bomb proof his home. I am sure anyone determined enough to try and kill Blair wouldn’t be put off. They don’t need to use bombs either.

If Blair wants to be safe he should pay for the upgrades himself. He has already screwed the country enough and he has enough money. If he doesn’t have enough money I think that it might be time to sell his home and buy somewhere more affordable. Is that too much to ask?