News roundup 23

Diana fund to spend £10m on asylum seekers. Oh great…

Stop moaning or leave the EU, Britain is told. We want to.

Council tax ‘snoopers’ to revalue homes. Why do they always want to tax us?

Firms forced to teach teenage workers the 3Rs. If the government gave a decent education they wouldn’t have to.

Health and safety chiefs: Bus-stop must face a hedge. That’s just stupid.

Government failing ‘may give freedom to dangerous prisoners’. It’s a certainty they will.

Free condoms for prisoners to cut disease. That’s just stupid. Atleast it’s only in Scotland.

A third of Britons believe: ‘You can’t be British AND Muslim’. Maybe if they stopped blowing us up, we would think different.

Defoe’s Foreign Office WAG. What a waste of money.