News roundup 25

Charges dropped against Doherty. He should be locked up.

Hedgehog teens attack. Shoot them!

Woman tells 999 operator: ‘Help, I’m scared of spiders. Stupid woman. She should be fined.

Get our Charles – Welsh nationalists threaten Prince over holiday home. On the bright side – if they kill him he will never be king.

Study: 5,000 child sex slaves in the UK. Shoot anyone involved!

Army refuses to let veterans wear Malay medal at ceremony. There is no reason not to. They are just being petty.

WHO predicts more global epidemics. Open borders will spread it like wildfire.

Swedish woman banned from smoking in her yard because neighbour is allergic. This is probably going to happen here sooner or later.

We do use books that call Jews ‘apes’ admits head of Islamic school. They are such tolerant people.

How Miss Slackistan and the Burka beauties fell foul of the racism zealots. The politically correct idiots who complained should be sent to a mental institute for life.

Scotland ‘spends more’ on pupils. Can we have equality now?

Half of pupils fail to get basic standards in three Rs. Labour are failing the country and your children.