News roundup 27

Worst injured soldier ever to survive is awarded less than RAF typist with a soar thumb. Despicable!

Lib Dems may join Labour EU rebels. I hope so.

Early learning education plan a failure. Just like everything else with Labour.

Science GCSE ‘could get easier’. Education is already dumbed down.

£400,000 Lotto cash to help asylum seekers claim their benefits. How about we stop giving them any benefits?

Driver given a parking ticket because she put too MUCH money in the meter. Sack him!

Mum gives birth in car park because ‘hospital didn’t have midwife’. Disgraceful!