News roundup 78
Senior Labour officials 'to escape prosecution' over secret donors row. What a surprise…
Labour finish behind BNP in election humiliation. I hope it continues.
Labour Party manifesto 2010. Don’t laugh it could happen.
Anger as violent criminals get fiscal fine deals. It’s the SNP this time.
Hand us £165m share of Olympic funding, SNP tells
City bosses 'ready to cut 440,000 jobs' as economic slowdown hits bank profits. This is going to hurt.
Britons have 'no money to cope with recession' as savings hit lowest level for 50 years. This is definitely going to hurt.
Pray and display: the new religious parking permit. That’s just stupid.
Children under eight banned from competitive football - because it's too stressful. They are going to have to learn how to deal with stress when they are older.